I know that the end of April is here, but I don’t think that is any reason to not contemplate the fact that April is Alcohol Awareness Month, Stress Awareness Month, Donate Life Month, and National Humor Month to name what I am sure is not a complete list of April designations.

Now let’s work this one out with paper and pencil.

Becoming aware of their stress, people may become more aware of the importance of alcohol, which in turn, especially if the alcohol is Tequila, may result in the donation of life. Serioulsy, am I the only one who thinks drunken sperm must swim faster than the sober ones?

Now before you start to moan and groan in disgust, remember that April is National Humor Month. The site I found did not specify good humor or bad humor.